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Move em on! Pinocchio! Im here to make it all better. Fiona looks out with excitement, while Shrek remains cautious. He cuts a letter P mark in a tree, similar to Zorro. SHREK: I just really need to make things work with this guy. Im blind! DONKEY: Except for you. Its all right. Harold sticks his finger into the bowl and tastes it. Shrek tries to run out to the balcony but Godmother shuts those doors as well. A frog comes crawling out from inside the chestplate. Know what Im saying? Connected to it is a giant factory with colored gases rising out from its chimneys. Later, Shrek has some dwarves forge Fiona's wedding ring. The crowd claps. Shrek 2, released in the United States on 21 May 2004, is the 2004 sequel to the 2001 computer-animated DreamWorks Pictures film Shrek. DONKEY: First things first, we need to get you out of those clothes. Dragon blows a cloud in the shape of a heart. Chains dangle from the ceiling which attach to their shackles, keeping them suspended above the floor. The tiny Tom Thumb and Thumbelina are mistakenly swept up by a man sweeping the crumbs. It shatters as the bottle is pulled out, sending Puss flying. SHREK: Aw, come on, Donkey. PUSS: And take it from me, Boss. My donkey senses are tingling all over. Flip over to Wheel Of Torture. HAROLD: Charming! Down here! And I can take it away just as easily. Charming pulls the curtain and gasps; the figure is no princess--its the Big Bad Wolf. Not only for your daughter. JEROME: Pardon. The three enter through the front door of the cottage and into a reception area. Posed similarly, Puss runs over to Shrek and Donkey's unconscious bodies. Puss starts coughing and then heaving onto the floor. SHREK: Hell be fine. When you married me?! CHARMING: I mean, how charming can I be when I have to pretend Im that dreadful ogre? Oooh, look at you, you're all umgrown up. What kind of title is that? B. Bartok the Magnificent (1999)/Transcript. Written by Andrew Adamson, Joe Stillman, J. David Stem, and David N. Weiss. They love me. "A tear drop away." Shrek is a 2001 American computer-animated fantasy-comedy film produced by PDI/DreamWorks, released by DreamWorks Pictures, directed by Andrew Adamson and Vicky Jenson, featuring the voices of Mike Myers, Eddie Murphy, Cameron Diaz, and John Lithgow. Three women are sitting beside him, and one of them is holding Puss in her arms. Charming runs up to Fiona, grabs her shoulders, and kisses her. Alone! She continues to pull out books and toss them. One of the mice carries the a lit match to light the fuse, but falls through the grate. Shrek admires the new "him" in the mirror and waves at three noblewomen ogling at him. Hansel and Gretel? I mean, you might find you like this new Shrek. Head em up! The page smacks him on the head with his scroll. She sits up with concerned look on her face. Hold the phone. She is knocked back, but appears to be unscathed. Joan Rivers talks to the camera with loudspeaker in hand. PRICILLA: And this comes with the Medieval Meal. Harold runs over to them. Gingy groans and slides down the string. I know you never get a second chance at a first impression, but, well, what do you think? Coming! Thats not about to change. SHREK: Well, well, well, Donkey. DONKEY: All by myself / Dont wanna be / All by myself anymore. Head em up! Aren't you two a sight for sore eyes! HAROLD: Thats not little! She hears a voice come from a room to her right. She braces herself and Donkey makes the popping noise again. Donkey leaps up and over the group of guards and they chase after them. HAROLD: Darling? 11. PINOCCHIO: Im not flipping anywhere, sir, until I see Shrek and Fiona. What you talking about? After a moment of silence, the two burst out laughing. The book opens and a voice begins reading its . One of the talking pieces of furniture from before moves in his way. A page steps forth with a scroll in his hand. Suddenly, thunder sounds and gray clouds move in above them. PUSS: On my honor, I am obliged to accompany you until I have saved your life as you have spared me mine. Puss comes ripping out the front of Shrek's shirt, and then digs his claws into his leg again. Be sure and use small words, dear. Come on, little kitty. Fiona! [laughs]. GODMOTHER: May all your endings be happy andwell, you know the rest! Transcript A light shines down on a storybook. The book opens and a voice begins reading its text: SHREK: Once upon a time there was a lovely princess. Ooh! Sleeping Beauty is having a slumber party tomorrow, but Dad says I cant go. I can whinny! GODMOTHER: If you really love heryoull let her go. SHREK: There it is, Mongo! Mongo is still fully submerged under the water. (hisses). Knock em out! Because i got to know him. SHREK: Look! You got a puppy? At the desk sits an elf writing into a book. GODMOTHER: Ogres dont live happily. Shrek is listening in from the window, outside and out of sight. Her glasses and wand drop to the ground. Spell! Give us a hug, Shrek, you old love machine. They can hear the Godmother behind it as well as the source of the flashes. The shelves are filled with different potions. Hansel and Gretel skip down the carpet hand in hand, tossing bread crumbs along their path. FURNITURE: You want to dance, pretty boy? HAROLD: Well, hes not a guy, per se. I hope Im not interrupting anything. Then pops again. Harold and Lillian run over to Fiona and kneel over her. Huh? Head em up! Find Princess Fiona! SHREK: Dad. Puss tries to pull out the Happily Ever After potion, but the hole he made is just too small for it to fit. She drops the wand and another pig grabs it and runs. ANNOUNCER: Ladies and gentlemen! Shrek smiles. A woman laying down, staring at him, comes into focus. Godmother grabs it but Shrek swipes it out of her hands and into the air. Shrek and Fiona lay in bed, which is just big enough to fit them both. SHREK: Yeah?..Oh! One is a figure of a knight, who is about to slay a fallen ogre. The carriage pulls and stops in front of the red carpet leading to the palace. Ow! Shrek 2 is a 2004 animated film in which Princess Fiona's parents invite her and Shrek to dinner to celebrate her marriage, not knowing that the newlyweds are both ogres. Shrek and Fiona hold onto each other. GODMOTHER: Well help you set a new fashion trend! But she had an enchantment upon her of a fearful sort which could only be broken by love's first kiss. SHREK: (offended) Whats that supposed to mean? DONKEY: Aww, come on. 1 reference. Theres only one fella who can handle a job like that, and, franklyhe don't like to be disturbed. We dont want to hit traffic! On the island is a massive, stone prison with a giant tower. A chicken wing flies up and lands inside the rancid fish bowl. GND ID. NOBLEMAN: Oh, you poor creature! Shrek opens the front door and beckons Donkey to head out. POLICE BRUTALITY!!!!! (turns to the clerk) Er okay. by William Steig. DONKEY: Wait, wait, wait! The dance floor is empty, except for Shrek and Fiona still slow dancing. DONKEY: Hey man, you wanna get your fine Corinthian footwear and your cat cheeks out of my face? Fiona steps toward the voice and sees Prince Charming standing by a balcony. Identifiers. Godmother continutes to sing. Prince Charming holds out his hand and Fiona eventually takes it. DONKEY: Shes into superstitions / Black cats and voodoo dollssing it, Puss! SHREK: Midnight! More time passes and they are riding through thick snow. That is, assuming you dont eat your own young! He is now a handsome, human man. Look at him! Pretend theres nothing wrong! Hes down on Drury Lane. PUSS: Well you dont exactly smell like a basket of roses. PINOCCHIO: I'mI am wearing ladies underwear. Shrek 2 (video game) | Transcripts Fanon Wiki | Fandom in: Video Games Shrek 2 (video game) Edit Narrator: Newlywed fever continued to rise in the swamp and dear Fiona couldn't be happier. Various makeup appliances begin to pester Fiona. DONKEY: I say we take the sword and neuter him right here. A loud crowd has now amassed behind them. Shrek hears a muffled voice. GODMOTHER: You remember my son, Prince Charming? CHARMING: Ah--do you think so? So thats it, you wont come? Shrek stands nervously. Yeah! Shrek and Puss are riding Donkey through the streets of Far Far Away. Why? Puss in Boots: This is going to be a problem. He notices an ornate clock that features a prince and princess kissing, and then turns onto his back. Donkey throws it to Gingy as the Fairy Godmother still tries to grab it. SHREK: Come on! Head em up! Donkey: Or Shrek 2: Donkey's Revenge? BLIND MOUSE: Pardon me, would you mind letting me go? DONKEY: Well I dont feel any different. DONKEY: Wow! Is he really that good-looking? Its going to be champagne wishes and caviar dreams from now on! DONKEY: He just went inside looking for you. Shrek 2 (2004) Full Cast & Crew See agents for this cast & crew on IMDbPro Directed by Writing Credits (in credits order) Produced by Music by Harry Gregson-Williams Film Editing by Mike Andrews Sim Evan-Jones Casting By Leslee Feldman Production Design by Art Direction by Steve Pilcher Costume Design by Isis Mussenden Production Management HAROLD: Whats that, Cedric? GODMOTHER: You force me to do something I really dont want to do. After a brief silence, Fiona goes up to hug Lillian and Harold. We were just leaving. Oh, arent they adorable! They take turns farting in a mud bath, using fairies trapped in jars for light. A man with a box of doves gets ready to open it. GODMOTHER: Oh, believe me, Harold. Nothing, dear! Puss climbs on top of his head and grabs it. SHREK: No, you great stupid pastry! Please! Shrek reads the label on the potion. [clears throat] This is Fairy Godmother. Charming continues to wave and blow kisses. Godmother turns into bubbles for her death. DONKEY: Hey, baby! Get your[mumbling]. An announcer pulls out a scroll and reads it aloud. DONKEY: Hey, ladies! Shrek looks down at Puss, who gives him a cute, helpless look. If one of you drinks this, you both will be fine. As they walk off, they don't notice the mushroom Shrek sneezed on transform into a rose. She pulls out a book titled "Cinderella". Donkey whinnies and rears back onto his hind legs, knocking Puss off. Get your coat, dear. DONKEY: But, no more wallowing in the mud? Im either away from my desk or with a client. Man, that stinks! DONKEY: Oh its kind of a long story but, see, Shrek and I took some magic potion. Where are you going? Harold tries to leap away but Lillian catches him. Oh, God. Prince Charming comes bursting through the doors behind her. View source History Talk (0) Shrek 2 is a transcript. Donkey smiles and stares at Shrek, not taking the hint. VIAF ID. DONKEY: But this is taking forever, Shrek. And throughout the land, everyone was happy. A group of uniformed men stand outside, playing a fanfare with their trumpets and drums. Shrek pulls out the business card he took from Fairy Godmother earlier. Shrek 2/Transcript < Shrek 2 View src Transcript Prince Charming: Once upon a time in a kingdom far far away, the king and queen were blessed with a beautiful baby girl. I never should have rescued her from that tower in the first place. Nobody said I have the right to remain silent! SHREK: Oh, aye! He is surprised by a knock at the door, and sets the diary down. And there ain't no in-flight movie or nothing! They run happily thru a meadow where an angry mob emerges chasing after them. Sharpen their pitchforks? He sighs and leans his back to the door. She is not in. Fairy Godmother sticks her wand in Harold's face and it begins to glow. Fiona, is this what you want? Donkey rears back and falls to the floor unconscious. Mom and Dad approve, and Fiona gets the man shes always dreamed of. Godmother comes flying after them. Pound em dead! Shrek grabs the bottle. I thought I might find you here. SHREK: Then why dont we pop in there for a spell? SHREK: Thatll have to do. A carriage is traveling on a road through the forest. GINGY: I hate these ball shows! She picks it up to a page of a drawing of Fiona and a prince kissing. Yeah, Imma keep watch. They locked you in a tower! CHARMING: Mmm, cherry flavored. SHREK: Aye. GODMOTHER: I dont care whose fault it is. Uh excuse me. Stop them! Puss leaps back over them, cartwheeling in the air, lands back in his boots and picks up his hat and sword. They break into a giant gingerbread house and stay night. Lillian looks around nervously and Harold angrily stares at Shrek. The mice start moving their canes around, unaware that the plate of chicken wings is right next to them. By the way. HAROLD: (screaming) NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Maximum strength. GODMOTHER: Are you going so soon? Shrek runs into Fiona's room and sees a cloaked figure hovering by the window. FIONA: Um, actually--Donkey? A good use for your mouth. The wand bounces on the ground and activates. I was doing it only for my family. SHREK: Oh, will you look at the time! Shrek grabs onto one the arms and Gingy jumps back down to Mongo. All right! Angels in the Outfield (1994)/Transcript. We need to talk. Shrek is an anti-social and highly-territorial ogre who loves the solitude of his swamp. After the fanfare is over, one of the trumpeters begins play the Hawaii Five-0 Theme Song. They eventually come across an abandoned barn in the forest. Yeah! Harold pulls the lobster towards himself, Shrek does the same with the turkey. Lets just back away slowly. Donkey begins to transform back into his donkey self. Queen : [taking him in her hand] You're more that man today than you ever were - warts and all. Shrek grabs Donkey and Puss and diver under the gate. Donkey runs back to Shrek and the door shuts. Fiona tries to sip her drink courteously, but accidentally lets out a loud belch and covers her mouth. DONKEY: Keep watch? Lots and lots of flour. Shrek screams in pain. CEDRIC: That would be the dogs breakfast, Your Majesty. Bob: Uh huh. I was just reading a, uha scary book. They are now riding in the rain over rocky terrain. I know. Charming puts his hand on Fiona's face, and then she holds his face with both hands. Shrek and company walk in, and Godmother gasps. The guards pour hot, bubbling liquid into a set of machinery. An American Tail/Transcript An American Tail: Fievel Goes West/Transcript An American Tail: The Mystery of the Night Monster/Transcript An American Tail: The Treasure of Manhattan Island/Transcript An Extremely Goofy Movie/Transcript Anastasia (1997)/Transcript Angels in the Outfield (1994)/Transcript Category:Animated Transcripts Godmother shuts the door and the carriage flies off. Lillian cringes. He enters the Dragon's Keep. The film is released by DreamWorks Animation and is distributed by Paramount Pictures. Harold walks back inside the bedroom. SHREK: We are definitely not in the swamp anymore. Pick me! No! Where is she? [laughs] Dad. They head up the avenue and towards the palace further up the road. Now heres our chance. Godmother flies into the room and starts singing again. GODMOTHER: So Fiona and Charming will be together. Shrek is shouting from across the other side of the palace in Fiona's room. It opens and Shrek pulls him and the cart inside. 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